Pet Peeves at the Gym

When you're a gym regular, there are certain habits — or people — that can seriously mess with your workout flow.  I like to think that I can rise above most annoyances, but sometimes it's just too much!  If you've ever been tempted to school someone on the importance of personal hygiene or common courtesy at the gym, you'll be able to relate.

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1. When someone is doing this on your favorite treadmill.

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Watch The Voice at home, buddy!  I'm trying to get in a run.

 

2. When people won't wipe down their machines.

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Even if you're not drenched, just do it.

 

3. When there's more flirting than lifting happening near you.

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We love that plenty of like-minded folks connect at the gym ... as long as it's not distracting anyone from their workout.

 

4. When inconsiderate people won't get off their cell phones.

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Of course there are emergencies, but most of the time?  Take it outside.

 

5. When someone doesn't understand the importance of personal hygiene.

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I've been tempted to give away my deodorant more than once.

 

6. When your instructor won't stop with the burpees.

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OK, I know these are good for me, but can't we mix things up a little?!

 

7. When people are a little too comfortable in the locker room.

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Ryan Gosling is the exception to this rule.

 

8. When that one guy just can't take a hint.

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Come on, dude.  Let this lady work out in peace.

Posted by Richard J. Wood on Tuesday 17 January 2017
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Home Workouts | Funny GIFs

You hear that sound?  I'm applauding your efforts for attempting to work out at home.  You have the best intentions to pop in a fitness DVD, hop on your home treadmill, or bang out some bodyweight exercises, but let's face it — unless you are super committed, keep reading to find out what working out at home tends to really be about.

 

Geez, I'm starving.  I'm just going to grab a little pre-workout snack.

 

Now I'm thirsty.

 

Aww, now I have to pee!

 

Of course I can take a break to pet you.

 

I'm so tired.  I'll just take a quick little nap before I start.

 

Oh, I forgot I need to check my email — it'll only take five minutes.

 

Hmm, what's new on Pinterest?  It's a good time to bake this rainbow cake I keep seeing.

 

Why am I so sore?  I didn't even do anything yet.

 

I better take care of all these dust bunnies before I get my Om on.

 

And that's enough cardio for today.

 

One rep is better than none.

 

Annnnnd done.  Phew.  I better throw in a load for tomorrow's epic home workout.

Posted by Richard J. Wood on Tuesday 17 January 2017
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Healthy Elf on the Shelf Ideas

While many Elves on the Shelf are mischievous with an excessive sweet tooth, pounding cereal, chocolate bars, and marshmallows while washing it down with pots of honey, some Elves are trying to look and feel their best by showing their healthy side.  Check out these fit-minded Elves — they just might inspire the kiddos to leave Santa kale smoothies instead of cookies this Christmas.

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Holiday stress is getting to them, so Elf is teaching Elsa a little yoga.

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Tough #WOD!

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Slam dunk!

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Train hard!

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Time to get a run in.

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Climbing the pipes sure strengthens the upper body — he must miss his Elf gym back at the North Pole.

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Don't mess with this black belt.

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This little Elf is getting her cardio on.

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Check out this adventurous rock-climbing Elf.

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Weeee!

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Tell the kids that handstand push-ups get the Elf in tip-top shape;  but you know he's twerking.

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Run, Elfie, run!

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It's time to work on his putting skills.

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Good hygiene is always important.

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What a fun way to stay flexible.

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Ahh, a little Cobra pose after some strength training.

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This Elf is quite the acrobat.

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Nothing like a hot bath to relieve tired, sore muscles.

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Time for a healthy snack.

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Nice form!

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This Elf is all about high reps with lighter weights.

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... 8, 9, 10 ...

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Now that's a unique variation of Down Dog!

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Warming up before the big game.

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So that's how this Elf has thighs of steel — he rides reindeer!

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He's practicing Firefly pose.

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Relieve holiday stress like this little Elf with a little calming meditation.

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Check out the Jillian Michaels fan.

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This Elf is carving out his six-pack.

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I bet these Elves will be sore tomorrow after catching a little powder on Elf Mountain.

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Bowling with candy is much healthier than eating it!

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Sleep is important, too.

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Sleep is important, too.

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This Elf isn't afraid to get strong and show off her muscles.

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Of course Elf on the Shelf does CrossFit.

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Yogi Elf getting his om on.

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This Elf never misses a sweat session.

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How about a little aerial yoga?

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Hardcore Elf!

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Elfie ice-skating and taking selfies.

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Jumping rope burns serious calories!

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A little too much cardio for this Elf.

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Posted by Richard J. Wood on Tuesday 17 January 2017
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Yoga With Pets

Sometimes home yoga practices have some fuzzy, adorable interruptions.  Can you relate?

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Vegan Thanksgiving GIFs

Two years ago, my diet was in need of a major overhaul, so I embarked on a vegan eating project.  I was interested if giving up meat and dairy would make a difference in my digestion, energy levels, and workout performance.  While I missed cheese (big-time), it was relatively easy to stick with veganism when I was at home in San Francisco.  However, when I took off to the East Coast for Thanksgiving, it was a whole different story.  Did I mention that Thanksgiving is my all-time favorite holiday?

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I didn't dabble in veganism for "traditional" reasons.

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It wasn't about being an animal rights activist or on trend with celebrity culture.

 

I wanted to see if eliminating meat and dairy would improve my yoga practice.

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And I had recently watched the documentary Forks Over Knives ...

 

I spent weeks scouring Pinterest for the perfect dishes.

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I took plenty of pleasure prepping vegan-friendly Thanksgiving dishes at home.

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My abbreviated menu was simple, fresh, and full of flavor.

 

But everyone was a little ... confused ... when I showed up to the meal with vegan eats.

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And brought plenty to share.

 

The temptation was unlike anything I had encountered.

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While the prior two months had been relatively easy, it felt like those dairy-laden side dishes, that big, beautiful bird, and my mother's famous brisket were taunting me.

 

My additions to the meal were not exactly well received.

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Because who doesn't want to try kale salad with tempeh on Thanksgiving — am I right?!

 

There was some of this ...

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And a lot of this.

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But I made the most of my filling salad, dairy-free mash, and roasted root veggies.

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And answered a ton of questions about what I could and couldn't eat.

 

When it was all said and done, I left the meal with a huge sense of accomplishment.

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I had exhibited true self-control and held up the commitment I made to myself.

 

But I also knew that next year would be a different story.

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