Whole Foods Parody
Kale in your smoothies? Obviously. Because you're a completely all-natural, almost-obsessive health nut, through and through. But would you try licking a mountain or hooking an actual fish IV up to your veins for your daily dose of omega-3s? Oh, these two people would. They're in a battle to see who's the healthiest, and it's looking like they've both completely lost it! But in the end, they win each other.
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