Funny Thoughts From Group Fitness Class
Like a baby bunny, your thoughts during a group fitness class like SoulCycle, Zumba, or yoga can hop around all over the place. If you could peer inside the brains of people sweating it out next to you, I bet you'd hear some of these.
- Crap! That person took my spot!
- Ugh. I forgot to pee.
- Oh no, a sub. How rude would it be to walk out right now?
- Starting with burpees? Is she insane?
- Deodorant should be mandatory. Like pants.
- I wonder how many people have sweat on this exact yoga mat?
- Is that guy looking at my ass?
- If this instructor makes me do one more set, so help me God.
- Did someone fart? Wait — what if I fart?
- I'm never taking this class again.
- I think I'm gonna puke.
- Yep, definitely won't be able to walk tomorrow.
- Why does she keep mentioning hills and breezes. We are INSIDE!
- Should I tell the woman in front of me that her pants are see-through?
- I should not have pounded that banana before class. (*burps)
- Does that guy know his shorts are so loose I can see his bits and pieces? Oh no, he just saw me! Look away!
- Put my leg where?
- Boy, do I need a pedicure.
- Nothing is worse than holding plank.
- I can't wait for this class to be done already.
- I wonder how bad the shower line will be.
- It's hotter than death in here.
- A beer sounds so good right now.
- Ooh five more minutes!
- That was the longest 60 minutes of my life.
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