Awkward Moments a Dieter Experiences on a Date

When you're a devoted healthy eater, it's hard to go out to eat at a restaurant, period.  After all, you can never be completely sure of what's going into your dish.  But when you add a date who you're hoping to make a good impression on into the mix, things can get awkward.  As if dates weren't nerve-racking enough, now you have to spend part of the evening dodging the dessert menu like the plague.  It would be ideal to meet someone in a health-conscious environment, say the gym or Whole Foods, so you at least know that you're somewhat on the same page with food.  But life isn't a rom-com, and Ashton Kutcher won't be handing you a bouquet of carrots like in No Strings Attached.  You may not care what your date orders, but ugh, please don't insist that I nosh on the bread basket.

 

1. When you go with water instead of a soft drink or alcoholic beverage.

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It's not that you wouldn't love a glass of wine right now, it's just that your waistline wouldn't love a glass of wine right now.

 

2. When they order an appetiser that is so not in your diet plan.

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I wonder if I can stuff these arancini balls in my purse without them noticing ... ?

 

3. When they ask if you want to share something on the menu.

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Don't say fries, don't say fries ...

 

4. When you have to make multiple changes to your entrée.

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No cheese, no croutons, dressing on the side ... actually, I'll just have lettuce, please.

 

5. When you can tell that they're judging your order.

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No, I didn't order a salad to impress you.

 

6. When they ask you why you don't eat so many different foods.

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I bet a root canal is less painful than this conversation.

 

7. When they ask if you want a bite of their food.

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How do I say, "Do you know how many calories are in that?!" without totally offending them?

 

8. When the dreaded dessert menu comes around.

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Wow, I could really go for some ice cream — minus the dairy and sugar.

 

9. When you realise that you actually like them but are afraid that they think you're too much of a health freak.

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Please love me and my pickiness!

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Posted by Richard J. Wood on Wednesday 25 January 2017
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